How should I measure my time in B.C.?
By days, weeks, or months? By seasons? By the rare sunny hours?
By jobs? Paychecks, T4s, resignation letters? Apartments? By maladies? By visits to doctors and to the E.R.? Dollars spent on prescriptions, supplements, homeopathic cure-alls, gluten-free goods, forbidden treats? By goals achieved, goals discarded, mind-fucks, revelations, or pots of soup? "How about love"?
Or should I measure my time here in the number of feet that have washed up on B.C.'s southern shores?
Yes, today we enter the Era of Foot Five: isn't it majestic?
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Wednesday has dawned as the era of Foot Six, according to the CBC.
Are any of these matching feet? You should probably stick with whatever 525 600 minus 2.5 months is. Or love. Measure in love....seasons of love.
Update: the 6th food was a hoax.
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